Brian wins Ultimate Big Brother
Thankfully it wasn't Nikki and it wasn't even close! As predicted all along Brian Dowling repeated his victory of nine years ago in the very final hour of "Big Brother" last night. It was the cherry on the top of almost a whole night of BB programming on Channel 4.
There are strong rumours that Richard Desmond will bring it to his newly acquired Channel Five, but it may be a very different beast.
Concocted especially for the occasion is this special housemate-strewn version of "Time to Say Goodbye", though it's often hard to make out who you're seeing, thanks to the often bizarre make-up. Took me a while to realise it was BB11 winner Josie doing the miming to the female vocal.
Big Brother's Obituary Tape (a slightly more tedious concoction)